1. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

    (via poisonharry)

    whyusosirius:

    thesirjordan:

    Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

    WE’LL WAIT

    when walt disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

    (Source: lejazzhot, via poisonharry)

  2. demigodcayron:

    solarselection:

    4gifs:

    Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).

    That boy was high stepping like a motherfucker

    😂 the black dude played dead

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via a-trixstar)

  3. tilltheend-12:

    "your crush is coming in this way"
    " what should i do?????"
    "act normally"
    "okay"

    image

    (via crycryspidey)

  4. rupsidaisy:

    divascreech:

    foodvalley:

    “i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

    go outside

    didn’t know depression was selective in who it affects

    (via mischief-had-been-managed)

    huffingtonpost:

    Homeless shelter is transformed into 5-star restaurant, hot food and warm hearts all around.  See the full video here. 

    (via too-infinityyy-anddd-beyonddd)

  5. ridge:

    i love learning useless information 

    (via thisismedisappearing)

  6. Feeling Irish in an Irish pub.

  7. benwinstagram:

    Zayn looks so beautiful I won’t even notice if this video’s bad

    (via too-infinityyy-anddd-beyonddd)

  8. fangpants:

    Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

    (via jaredpadaleggi)

  9. supersmashthestatebros:

    no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

    (via thedailylaughs)

  10. baelor:

    SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

    LIVE IN A HOUSE

    (via fuck-this-you-little-shit)

  11. allwaswell-759:

    So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

    (via redpooch)

  12. dumbfricker:

    having multiple tests on the same day
    image

    (via thedailylaughs)